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Yearbook Yanking 

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.
I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking
Yearbook Yanking by Gimaf October 27, 2012
Related Words
yaxkin • yalking • yankin • yacking • Yakking • yakin • yaking • yakking off • yanking • Yarkin

yackin' my hacky sack 

1. sucking and licking my scrotum (like the girls do in Jonni Darkko’s films “Suck Balls” (2010); “Suck Balls 2” (2011) & “Suck Balls 3” (2013); all released by pornographic production studio Evil Angel).

2. riding me hard or dogging me (as a boss does to a peon worker or something like that); or incessantly annoying or pestering me in some way.

3. talking (id est: "yacking" or in this case "yackin'") to me in such a way that you are incessantly annoying or pestering me with your prattle.

Examples for #s 2 & 3:

2. Would you stop yackin’ my hacky sack about the Dallas job. I told you three times already, I have another customer’s order that takes priority. I won’t be able to get to the Dallas account until next week, probably not till Thursday or so. Jesus!

3. My little nephew followed me around all day telling me about his model train set and his dream of being the world’s first interplanetary janitorial supplies salesman. I mean I got to the point where I just couldn’t stand it. I finally knelt down, smacked him across the face and vociferated, more in desperation than malevolence: “would you please! stop yackin’ my hacky sack, just for 10 minutes, please!” But it didn’t make any difference. I mean, I guess, what do you expect on Thanksgiving, right. Sheesh, . . . family.
Example for #1:

1. Ralf: That slut Phoenix Marie was crazy on my cock last night man! She’s all messy and sloppy with the blowjob, and she does everything, I mean she’s an all-rounder when it comes to the oral sex action. She started out sucking dick like the pro she is, but then she started yackin' my hacky sack and shovin’ her fingers down her throat to get profuse amounts of sputum on the bag, rubbin’ it all around the lose sweaty bumpy skin and slurping it back up along with the tea bag, then with all this spit and my bag in her mouth she practically starts ululating, making this gargling spit sound and humming vibration feeling trying to get me to bust. Shit, but what finally lit me off was when right after all that she swallowed the cock down her throat and vacuumed up the balls into her mouth too, just sitting there on her knees, sputtering and gagging all this sloppy slimy spit out her mouth and nose, with most of it streaming out her nose ‘cause her mouth and throat were filled with my cock and balls!

Shit man, it was crazy, and the worst part is, she didn’t finish ‘til Isha prayer was five minutes in, so I was late for that.

Tim (disapprovingly shaking his head from side to side with one corner of his mouth in an unsatisfied looking smirk): huh, figures. I tell ya . . . bitches.

Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

Yanking your Johnson 

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”
Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.
thank you for the yakking, lets yakk again sometime.
Yakking by Kensamazinghotsauce September 12, 2018

Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.
Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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