An aggressive sexual act between two homosexual males in which both males must be large hairy men, otherwise known as "bears" or "yaks". The men must face off to one another on all fours while completely nude and attempt to establish dominance through only the use of their penises and makeshift yak horns made of dildoes attached with duct tape.

Adam and Jeffrey, both bears, slapped dildoes to their heads and began yakking when their wives went to the store.

Yakking by Bolthole November 3, 2014

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Yakking

fantasizing about grammer whilst masturbating. Also known as yakking.

Oh my god yes, yes yes.. full stop full stop... comma yes.....oh - apostrophe...

"See that guy over there - he really dig's his comma's- a real yakker - he's the biggest yaksha you will ever meet."

Yakking by antiyak August 18, 2005

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yakking off

Refers to the use of the app Yik Yak, which is basically anonymous twitter confined to a certain area; used mainly by students. Also a pun on jacking off.

People in this school are just constantly yakking off.

I yakked off yesterday in the library for an hour.

yakking off by ta2 September 20, 2014

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Yakking (Yak)

To chew tobacco/Spit Tobacco

Cody was at work yakking (Yak) away with his cup

Yakking (Yak) by nate8811 May 12, 2011

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Yakking Off

1) - Talking on and on and on without saying much of anything of substance.
2) - Spending way too much time telling people how wonderful you are
Other versions: "Yak Off" and/or "Yakked Off"

I tried to watch the GOP debate last night, but all I saw was Donald Trump yakking off again!!

Also: Wow! Donald Trump sure yaks off a lot!! And: Donald Trump yakked off again last night!!

Yakking Off by Ronald Chump September 12, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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