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Flag Waver 

Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.

A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.

Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.

These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.

Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...
Flag Waver by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
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The Cleveland Weaver

The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".
Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"

Weaver Muzzle

The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"

It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.

Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
Weaver Muzzle by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010

Natalie Weaver 

A busty, hella hot, angel. sent from heaven to fuck and please evry worthy man.
omg dude, last night, i fucked a NATALIE WEAVER!
Natalie Weaver by Derek Wingard January 3, 2011

Waverlied 

To have a really ugly childhood then turn into a drop dead sexy adult.
Selena Gomez was ugly in that show on Disney Channel .... but damn she sure waverlied! Shes so hot now!
Waverlied by Lebbie Coone October 25, 2013

Matt Weaver 

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted
Matt Weaver by Admin333 June 16, 2011