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New Waverly, TX 

Pretty much the coolest place on earth. The beez kneez per say. Home of one stop light that can cause a major backup - sometimes up to five minutes. Also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that's probably been there since 1950.

Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.

The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.

As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.

If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
"Yo, where you from man?"
"New Waverly, TX fool."
"You must be a badass then."
Usually women with very sexy, beautiful voices that enrich the soul and send you to a state of enlightenment, in which you will probably see God/gods/The Flying Spaghetti Monster in front of you, telling you that you just heard the voice of perfection.
Tamtam: OMG, WAVERLY SAID "HI" TO ME AND JESUS APPEARED IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES!!

B Chan: OMG LUCKY!!
Waverly by andeeee September 1, 2013
waverly is a really funny person. she is super funny and is a meme god. she makes you smile even at your lowest point. she loves drag queens and food. her boobs look good 24/7 and she’s really down to earth. everyone wants to be her.
curtis: “omg did you see waverly last night?! what a babe”
thomas: “yeah i did! damn. she’s gorgeous”
waverly by skinnylegend114 May 17, 2018

Waverly P.A.

Ah yes.. Known for the meanest streets in the northeast. It's a dangerous town simply rivaling Compton and St. Louis. If you’re in the mood for a good stabbing stop by the Waverly courts to get your quick fix but don’t stay too long cause you'll get syphilis... Plus there are beer cans on the Waverly school roof that just happened to be jack and miked up there... The mean streets of Waverly is and has always been considered the baddest f'n place in this sexy galaxy
Waverly P.A. is a town full of thugs and missing jiggabos
Waverly P.A. by ByrneMSW November 10, 2008

Waverly Films 

Waverly Films is a group of independent filmmakers from Brooklyn, NY, and was spawned from the mind of Christopher Ford. They specialize in creating often comedic commercials and especially short films. Much of their current popularity was spurned from their Youtube account, which is under the name "waverlyflams". Several of their videos have breached the one million view mark, some of their more popular shorts being "Wanna But A Ghost?", "The Hauntening", and "Floating Head". They have also won the Youtube Sketchies 2 Award for their Comedy short titled "Sherlockbot and the Case of the Purloined Piggybank".
"Hey, did you check out Waverly Films' new Sketch of the Week?"
"Yeah, it was hilarious! Waverly Films rules!"
Waverly Films by Spoonth February 24, 2009

Waverly High School 

I complete shithole in the middle of nowhere Nebraska, a joke for a high school. Commitment to Excellence is our motto, which does not describe us at all. Pretty much this school is filled with potheads, and jerk offs. Everyone is obsessed with lifting or smoking pot. We have no school spirit because half of our student section is in the parking lot getting high! Our principal is dumb as could be. If i was gay, i would be the principal of Waverly High School.
I go to Waverly High School, and i am a complete worthless pot head! FUCK YA!
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