weavered

When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.

Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday

by Screech161616 December 17, 2011

weavered

When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.

Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though

by twofive5 June 16, 2016

weavered

The act of pissing someone off so bad on a social media site that they delete other friends. Most likely out of embarrassment.

I was her friend til my boy weavered her.

by sailorjerry November 27, 2011

Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.

Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!

by Smurd February 11, 2009

The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.

I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!

by Tlove412 March 03, 2011

Weaver

When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.

You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"

by illusionisbliss June 25, 2009

weaver

In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.

Stop acting like a weaver.

by mondeliste February 17, 2008