waverunner

an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.

After striking out at the bar last night, I had to ride my trusty waverunner.

by Donaldson November 14, 2003

Waverunners

Reference to the 2004 tsunami where the Asians would run from the waves.

Watching all the waverunners on the news

by mr_boatride July 09, 2010

Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

by DuffersDer July 03, 2019