woodclapper 

Clapping wood. The act of two men clapping their dicks together. The male version of clam smacker.

That dude Darren is definitely a woodclapper There’s no way he doesn’t clap dicks with other dudes.

woodclapper by BigBadJon54 August 21, 2024

Walla Walla Woodchipper 

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

Walla Walla Woodchipper by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

Hawiian Woodchipper by Kurwamach June 17, 2010

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

Louisville Woodchipper by DangNasty October 5, 2006

Woodslapper 

n. When you fart on a wooden chair/desk/table with your bare ass, and the subsequent loud satisfying sound of gas slapping the hard surface repeatedly.

After ripping a deafening woodslapper, Beeb pumped a foot into the air and exclaimed, "Woodslapper!"

Woodslapper by Babyfark McGeezax April 23, 2009

Woodclanger 

woodclanger /Person who clangs wood as a hobby

A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.

Woodclanger by Professor McGlashan February 11, 2009

Woodchipper 

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter

Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*

Woodchipper by schizoposting February 13, 2023