by BigBadJon54 August 21, 2024
Get the woodclapper mug.Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
by BM HAT January 11, 2010
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Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
by Kurwamach June 17, 2010
Get the Hawiian Woodchipper mug.A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
by DangNasty October 5, 2006
Get the Louisville Woodchipper mug.n. When you fart on a wooden chair/desk/table with your bare ass, and the subsequent loud satisfying sound of gas slapping the hard surface repeatedly.
After ripping a deafening woodslapper, Beeb pumped a foot into the air and exclaimed, "Woodslapper!"
by Babyfark McGeezax April 23, 2009
Get the Woodslapper mug.A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.
by Professor McGlashan February 11, 2009
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Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
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