woodclapper
That dude Darren is definitely a woodclapper There’s no way he doesn’t clap dicks with other dudes.
woodclapper by BigBadJon54 August 21, 2024
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Walla Walla Woodchipper
Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
Walla Walla Woodchipper by BM HAT January 11, 2010
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Hawiian Woodchipper
Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hawiian Woodchipper by Kurwamach June 17, 2010
Louisville Woodchipper
A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
Louisville Woodchipper by DangNasty October 5, 2006
Woodslapper
n. When you fart on a wooden chair/desk/table with your bare ass, and the subsequent loud satisfying sound of gas slapping the hard surface repeatedly.
After ripping a deafening woodslapper, Beeb pumped a foot into the air and exclaimed, "Woodslapper!"
Woodslapper by Babyfark McGeezax April 23, 2009
Woodclanger
A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.
Woodclanger by Professor McGlashan February 11, 2009
Woodchipper
Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕
Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Woodchipper by schizoposting February 13, 2023
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.