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woodchippered

This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.
My undercarriage is wrecked from when I got woodchippered.
by MTB ALAN August 31, 2021
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Walla Walla Woodchipper

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
by BM HAT January 11, 2010
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Hawiian Woodchipper

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper
by Kurwamach June 17, 2010
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Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
by DangNasty October 5, 2006
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Woodchipper

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter
Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
by schizoposting February 13, 2023
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woodchippers

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
by tmmitsss July 23, 2015
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Icelandic Woodchipper

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper
Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.
by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019
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