Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕
Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
by schizoposting February 13, 2023
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:
Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
by Clarediette February 28, 2010
When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.
by Red-Raven June 26, 2004
n.
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
by rh83cp October 04, 2010
The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.
While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.
by The Woodchipper May 07, 2009
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
by tmmitsss July 07, 2015
This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.
by MTB ALAN September 01, 2021