Woodclanger 

woodclanger /Person who clangs wood as a hobby

A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.

Woodclanger by Professor McGlashan February 11, 2009

Woodclanger 

A woodclanger is a slang word used in motorcycling circles to describe a skirt wearing transvestite that throws large pieces of wood.

Wood that clangs on the ground.

The men then toss each other off

Look, that woodclanger has broken the Highland record for chucking wood.

He'll get some extra tossage from his mates for that.

Woodclanger by bellwhiff February 15, 2009

Woodbanger 

|wo͝odˈbaNGər|
Noun
A person |usually a female| you would have sexual intercourse with.

Derived from the term "I would bang her".

Mike spent two hours swiping on Tinder but saw no woodbangers, so he pleasured himself instead.

Woodbanger by Rick Girljuice November 1, 2018

woodclapper 

Clapping wood. The act of two men clapping their dicks together. The male version of clam smacker.

That dude Darren is definitely a woodclapper There’s no way he doesn’t clap dicks with other dudes.

woodclapper by BigBadJon54 August 21, 2024