I take pride in my hobby - homemade bongs using my engineering degree

Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA

(Wrong)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Nose picking.
......

(Right)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod.
Cool.

He went to Argentina for his Hobby.

HAM: Dude, check this brand new multi-band transceiver I've got. I've paid just $999 for it! Isn't that great?
non-HAM: Man, what for?!
HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.

"Do you have a hobby, Jane?"

"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."

Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps.
Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.