wonkt 

a adjective that can be used for negative connotations

"sorry to hear your dog died that shit is wonkt"
"why did you date that guy Beth he was wonkt"

wonkt by fart face 69 March 8, 2021

wink wonk 

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

wink wonk by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

wanktuary 

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.

"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."

wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007

wonko 

Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky.

Hello Gorgeous! If you're watching this you're obviously back at Stargate Command. And you're probably thinking everyone around you has gone completely wonko. With the exception of Daniel who, let's face it, was always a little bit

wonko by Janurell August 17, 2016

Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.

Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .

Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011

Wink wonk 

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

Wink wonk by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017

wonkea

What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.

Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!

wonkea by Takoti September 7, 2006