Definitions by Takoti

wonkea

What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.

Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!

wonkea by Takoti September 7, 2006

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).

"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"

porker by Takoti September 14, 2005