wanktuary
wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007
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Danktuary
1. A special place, usually in one's home, in which one can smoke kind bud without fear of reprisal from family or unjust prosecution by the law. It requires absolutely no creature comforts and may even be uncomfortable due to space limitations, exposure, odor, or proximity to dangerous equipment.
1. Wife--Hon, what happened? Husband--Aww man,I was hunkering in the danktuary takin' wise man communion and I hit my head on some exposed nails after I took a shock from the wires on that giant compressor in the basement.
2. Child 1: Dad sure is more fun and looks less like he's about to have an aneurysm after he fixes that compressor in the building basement. Child 2: Yeah, mom says he prays for patience and takes communion is the Danktuary.
2. Child 1: Dad sure is more fun and looks less like he's about to have an aneurysm after he fixes that compressor in the building basement. Child 2: Yeah, mom says he prays for patience and takes communion is the Danktuary.
Danktuary by NippleDriver March 6, 2012
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Wanguary
Similar to Movember except Men walk around with both Wang and Balls hanging out of an open zipper for the entire month of January. Obviously for Cancer Awareness.
Cam - Why's that guy got his junk hanging out at my New Year's party?
George - It's the first day of Wanguary. Stop staring.
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wanktard
noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.
You are a wanktard.
wanktard by CorruptedData February 7, 2003
wanktart
This word originates from the terms, "Wank", wich is an english slang term for, Masturbate and tart, which is defined as a delicious cream filled pastry.
Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.
Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.
wanktart by Hungrylizard August 27, 2004
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