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A combination of alcoholic beverages and orange juice in a wok. It is a cocktail contained within a wok to allow for greater volumes of alcohol. A good woktail will consist largely of smirnoff vodka (1/2 ltr approx) with at least 3 differnt largers, 2 further spirits and wine mixed in. Fill remaining wok space with orange juice and enjoy.
What we gonna do with all this vodka n shit? Woktail!
Woktail by jizmo May 25, 2007
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An event that occurs when you mix a room full of students dressed as alice in wonderland characters,enough alcohol to destroy a irishman's liver, a wok, and plastic cups
*crashes and screams can be heard*
"Dude, whats going on in there?"
"The Queen of hearts is having a leathal woktail"
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a cocktail but instead of alcohol it’s wok or any brand of drink

-the yocels
Bro just got some drink we makin woktails”
Woktail by yocel lingo February 22, 2022
A play on the word "pigtails" describing cornrows or dreadlocks in a black person's hair.
Did you see that homeboy's wogtails last night? That shit is whack.
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woketail 

A low or no alcohol cocktail that is decidedly woke.
Man I feel great after smashing a dozen woketails last night.
woketail by BGSBGS January 9, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026