One of those big bad donkey/gorilla cocks that absolutely destroy the puss.
Stacy was suprised to see what Jamal was packing despite the fact he warned her at the bar he was packin' a wonka.
by The Dude 88 February 10, 2008
Any sort of oral sexual activity taking place inside of an elevator; preferably a glass elevator.
On the way to the top floor, she gave me a superb wonka!
by Slick and Slim January 8, 2009
An adjective that originates from the name of one of the principle characters in Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The character, Willy Wonka, was a wacky and deranged owner of a chocolate factory. The term was first used in its full form, but has now been shortened simply to 'wonka'.

The term is commonly used to describe anything that is bizarre and/or nonsensical. Both a person and thing can be referred to using this adjective.
"Did you hear what Vicky just said to me? She must be wonka!"
"That drawing that Stacia made is wonka, but I didn't want to say anything."
"Did you see what Amanda did today? She is wonka."
by J FizzleDizzle August 2, 2006
A childlike word for female genitalia. Not rude or offensive it's possible origins lie in the Roald Dahl character of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
"Boys have a willy, girls have a wonka"
by Anniebageddi December 28, 2005
The area between a man's anus and scrotum. (The Willy, The Wonka, and the Chocolate Factory)
I was getting a heater from some chick and she kept going below ground for some wonka action.
by Howard Brackett November 20, 2007
Someone who acts really creepy, but you can't exactly put your finger on how or why they are.
That dude is such a wonka. Look at him stare at the traffic lights!

Don't be a wonka dude! That chick looks way too young!
by Solid July 14, 2005