Wonkadoo 

When someone is so stupid you noone can even comprehend their stupidity

Mikaela is such a wonkadoo

Wonkadoo by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019

Wonkadoo 

When your pubes are are on fire so much that you cant put it out with your own cum

"Wonkadoo." I yelled when my pp cought on fire

Wonkadoo by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019

Wonkadoo 

Literally cannot poop.

Bro, Mikayla is a wonkadoo, who can’t even shit without a machine?

Wonkadoo by judethedude3636 December 10, 2019

Wonkadoo 

A wonkadoo is a person who can light their pubes in fire without putting it out with their own cum.

Bruh, Mikayla is such a wonkadoo, she is so pathetic who can’t put out a fire with her own cum?

Wonkadoo by Pookeydamoose December 10, 2019

wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)

I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!

Wonkadonk by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

Wonkadonk

Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean

Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)

Wonkadonk by HeHa¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 26, 2019