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Wonkadoo

When someone is so stupid you noone can even comprehend their stupidity
Mikaela is such a wonkadoo
by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019
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Wonkadoo

When your pubes are are on fire so much that you cant put it out with your own cum
"Wonkadoo." I yelled when my pp cought on fire
by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019
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Wonkadoo

Literally cannot poop.
Bro, Mikayla is a wonkadoo, who can’t even shit without a machine?
by judethedude3636 December 10, 2019
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Wonkadoo

A wonkadoo is a person who can light their pubes in fire without putting it out with their own cum.
Bruh, Mikayla is such a wonkadoo, she is so pathetic who can’t put out a fire with her own cum?
by Pookeydamoose December 10, 2019
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wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)
I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!
by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015
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Wonkadonk

Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean
Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)
by HeHa¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 26, 2019
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