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Chunky Wonkies 

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends
She is such a cute chunky wonkies
Chunky Wonkies by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!
Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

Willy Wonkered 

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".
Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!
Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

wonkerjawed 

lopsided, crooked, misaligned
You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.
wonkerjawed by Christin C April 28, 2008
The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
Wonker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
Wonker by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015