Wonkie

Wonkie:

Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.

" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....

The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".

by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016

Wonkie

Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling.

I can't help but stare at her wonkie eye.

by ParanoidT May 14, 2005

wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

Wonkie

Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.

If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.

by Benanahead May 23, 2018

Wonkie

An absolute faggot will suck any dick on site when you call someone gay your most likely thinking about him he is also a mega devourer of meat and just absolutely obliterates cocks and glizzy just an overall homosexual and personally I’d stay away from this fag he may be contagious

Damn your acting like a Wonkie

by Derrickisgay555 June 27, 2021

Wonkie

Humourous cartoon or caricature on political or satirical themes. Usually not very sophisticated in terms of drawing.

The wonkie about the recent elections in the paper last sunday was hilarious.

by pm786 April 30, 2009

wonkie

A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.

Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.

by Tuby November 28, 2012