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wonkerdonk

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"
by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008
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wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.
"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"
by CallMeAl April 14, 2009
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Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)
I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!
by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015
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wonkdonkulous

Ridiculously wonky
Use your word in a wonkdonkulous sentence.
by Contextno December 17, 2014
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wonkerclonker

in short: motherfucker. Used in the edited version of Pulp Fiction by Samuel L. Jackson
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, WONKERCLONKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
by Jack Ceronio May 16, 2006
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wondermonkey

1. Refers to someone technologically apt, ie good with all that is technical/electrical (computers/phones/etc.)

2. Often used to fondly refer to a member of a organisation's IT or tech support division.
Example 1
Man 1: I'm having trouble with my computer again!
Man 2: Get on the phone and ask one of the wonder monkeys to check it out.

Example 2
Man 1: I couldn't figure out how to get my phone to do it so I asked Barry. He done it in two seconds.

Man 2: No wonder, that guy is a total wondermonkey
by damascuslily November 12, 2015
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wonker donk

another name for a penis. aka love muscle.
"He has such a big wonker donk."
by ummm32948213 August 14, 2009
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