lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.

Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.

by duke of ass August 28, 2006

lopsided

lukes girlfriends face

lukes girlfriend

by sux to be u April 7, 2004

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

Lopsided

Getting drunk as all fucks!

Tommy: What are you up to tonight?

Drew: getting lopsided with the boys!

by tigerhback30 October 2, 2015

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 2, 2021

Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 22, 2019

lopsided swastika

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021