wonker

plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker

you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker

by barkingbark May 26, 2022

wonker

A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.

I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!

by jme May 25, 2003

wonker

The polite form of "wanker"

1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!

by Dee Cee 66 March 30, 2009

wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe

."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!

by Wonker December 02, 2003

wonker

white bitch

shes a hoe

no shes a wonker

by good boooooi June 25, 2009

Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

by SizesDefined December 02, 2016

Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015