Wonker 

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

Wonker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wonker 

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

Wonker by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

Wonker 

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

Wonker by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

Wonker 

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

Wonker by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

Wonker 

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

Wonker by hodolee January 31, 2009

wonker 

plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker

you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker

wonker by barkingbark May 26, 2022

Wonker 

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”

Wonker by Bohuslava April 3, 2021