A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

Related Words

witstm • Wittman • wittmann • witster • witstone • Wittman Wonder • Wittmer • Wtstm • gracie wittman • Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer

Nick Ronald wittmeyer

Always packing the bunk and the dip

Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*

Nick Ronald wittmeyer by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Wittmer

A child of german descent who smurfs in the hit game VALORANT and is good at swimming

Ryan is such a Wittmer! He is so good at swimming and VALORANT!

Wittmer by JawnDoe October 3, 2023

Wtstm

What’s that supposed to mean?

Aye.. wtstm??

Wtstm by Clearly_him June 4, 2022

Wittman

A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.

Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.

Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020

Wittman Wonder

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026