witster

people who are witty

you are a witster!

by ccmi October 6, 2010

wiister

someone who plays the wii non-stop and enjoys endulging himself/herself in such games as SUPER MONKEY BALL.

Chris you've been playing the wii for 9 days straight now, your such a wiister

by D-palms December 1, 2007

wisterbad

A CS:GO player with a negative k/d bashing their own team.

Subject: "you guys suck."
Team: "wisterbad"

by blightttt February 20, 2019

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

by Never witter July 26, 2010

witter

British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.

Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....

by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018

Wigster

A cross between a hipster and a wigger. Smokes newports ironically and only listens to rap you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Which is worse his flat billed hat or his diamond ear ring?

Girl 2: They're both awful. He's a total wigster.

by Taxidermy Jones October 16, 2011

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003