A person who seemingly exists for the sole purpose of sharpening your wit. Analogous to a whetstone for knives. A witstone does not usually comprehend the subtleties of sarcasm, jokes, or human communication (especially the English language).
John said, "Everything I do makes this computer crash." When I replied that his breathing probably did not make the computer crash, he was confused. John is such a witstone.
by crosvenir April 3, 2011
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Generally plays the tough man, but can also portray quite a bit of character depth in his performances due to excellent acting abilities.
Was first noted for his starring role in a violent 1979 film called 'Scum', however his finest performance is surely in 'Nil by Mouth' where he plays a violent father living in a South London council flat, generally calling anyone he meets a cunt.
Away from the screen is a big West Ham United fan and one time spokesman for Kellogg's cereal.
Generally plays the tough man, but can also portray quite a bit of character depth in his performances due to excellent acting abilities.
Was first noted for his starring role in a violent 1979 film called 'Scum', however his finest performance is surely in 'Nil by Mouth' where he plays a violent father living in a South London council flat, generally calling anyone he meets a cunt.
Away from the screen is a big West Ham United fan and one time spokesman for Kellogg's cereal.
Ray Winstone is a geezer's geezer, who brings out the Cockney in all of us. Rub-a-dub, brown bread etc.
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Former chelsea player aptly named Winstone Bogarde, who never played a single game in four years. But still raked in £40,000 a week. This was before the Roman Abramovich revolution.
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Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
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Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!
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