Smurfs 

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.

Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.

Smurfs by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023

Smurfs 

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms

Vanity Smurf is the gay one!

Smurfs by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004

smurfs 

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.

smurfs by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Smurfs 

Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman

1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To!

Smurfs by Bartimeaus April 26, 2006

smurfs 

meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth

guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need

smurfs by domingo_girl August 18, 2011

smurfs 

Socialist Men Under The Red Father

Those smurfs commie bastards.

smurfs by scwheppe April 20, 2007

smurfs 

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

smurfs by Stinar28 January 27, 2008