smurfs

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth
guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need
by domingo_girl August 15, 2011
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Those smurfs commie bastards.
by scwheppe April 14, 2007
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A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.
I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!
by Stinar28 January 26, 2008
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Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan
Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent
by TimothyC September 09, 2005
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Military slang for military personnel of the United Nations, especially those on peacekeeping missions. Term derived from the colour of the UN helmet.
I see the UN flag on their APCs: the Smurfs are here.
by Robert Lee August 02, 2005
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Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.
Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!
by venusflytrap January 18, 2005
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