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A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

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Wittman

A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.

Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.

Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020

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Wittman Wonder

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003

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gracie wittman

The love of your life. The nicest person in the world. Friends with tall people and good at school but doesn’t care until highschool. A common ship is grinn. She is also the worlds prettiest person.

Dang Gracie Wittman looks beautiful today. And she’s smart wow that’s my girl

gracie wittman by Finn lakey December 24, 2017

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Wiltman

A baller ass nigga who smokes copious amounts of weed as well as indulging in various other substances such as, but not limited to, hallucinogens, opiates and amphetamines. A wiltman is a man of great social finesse like no other. Panties drop when a wiltman walks into the room.

A wiltman will usually only converse with those deemed worthy. If one tries to converse with a wiltman and is deemed unworthy, he will usually receive a nonsensical and strange noise in response, somewhat akin to a mating call.

Yo that wiltman over there just took 7 bong rips, dropped a 10 strip of acid and railed 5 lines of speed all while fucking a hooker yet he's still able to partake in Nostail/MMO raids.

Wiltman by Eggplant Bois August 25, 2016

Witman

BADASS HARDCORE RAVER

Witman Raves all day everyday

Witman by Fredfjhjhj August 5, 2009

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wittmann

The most amazing person you will ever meet she loves u(Barni) she cares about u and she would give the world to have u

Wittmann loves peole

wittmann by anonymous October 17, 2020

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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