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wittmann
wittmann can be a challenge person when you first get to know him, he of course comes off as a funny and caring person. but makes sure to keep his walls up, and rarely but ever takes those walls down. but once he finds someone who stays with him through it all, you’ll understand why everyone needs a wittmann in their life.
Wittmann is the perfect boyfriend
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Wittman
A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.
Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?
Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008
Wittman
A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.
Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020
Wittman Wonder
Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.
When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!
Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003
gracie wittman
The love of your life. The nicest person in the world. Friends with tall people and good at school but doesn’t care until highschool. A common ship is grinn. She is also the worlds prettiest person.
gracie wittman by Finn lakey December 24, 2017
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