wittmann can be a challenge person when you first get to know him, he of course comes off as a funny and caring person. but makes sure to keep his walls up, and rarely but ever takes those walls down. but once he finds someone who stays with him through it all, you’ll understand why everyone needs a wittmann in their life.
A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.
Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?
Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flappingvagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.