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Noun - Wimp, pussy, faget, sissy, weasel
Prison slang in south Texas in its Tex-Mex form. In proper Spanish it should be spelled huiso or huizo.
Pronunciation: wee-soh
In use by Hispanic inmates.
Inmate exclaims wiso as correctional officer enters housing unit. Officer then shivers in fear.
wiso by Dudley Smith August 8, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
a nicknamed term for those with the last name (or perhaps first name) wiseman or wyseman.
hey look its wiso!
Wiso by Wiso August 22, 2008
Related Words

mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool

Wisonsin Pancake 

A act of taking a solid shit on your partners chest and then proceeding to sit on said shit and moving in a rotating motion to form a flat pancake-like turd.
I had to go to store to buy an extra roll of toilet paper because i had a wisonsin pancake with Keith last night.
Wisonsin Pancake by PANCAKE June 6, 2014
Something you say to someone to tell them to suck your dick
“Wisodom Doctor, wisodom!!!”
Wisodom by Masta969 July 15, 2021
Nine is a fucking dumbass and can't spell Wisdom
my wisom is 100
Wisom by N-ine April 11, 2018
The perfect guy. If you find a man named Wison. Don't let him go. He will treat you like a woman of gold. He loves women and may attract many of them, but he will stay loyal to you. If you treat him right, you will have him for life. He will take care of you, adore you and love you. He is the life of the party. He will dress to the nines and dance all night with you. He will make you laugh and act silly with you when he really likes you. He is strong and has alot of pride and his heart is loving and gentle. He is sensitive and a romantic man. Expect him to buy you flowers, mostly roses to match his love and hot passion for you. He is a man that must be respected, so be careful. If you mistreat him, he could vanish and by the time you have reflected on your mistake, he could be gone forever. So take him very seriously. Wison is a spiritual man and loves God. He is a lover and a fighter. He is honest and trustworthy. He treats everyone with respect and as equals. He is a hard worker but a smart worker. A boss man. An entrepreneur. He travels alot. He makes plans and executes them. He is successful and smart. Money, wealth, opportunites, and success flocks to him. He is a winner.
I just need a Wison in my life to hold me tight and tell me everything is going to be ok.
Wison by Honeysweetbee August 10, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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