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The perfect guy. If you find a man named Wison. Don't let him go. He will treat you like a woman of gold. He loves women and may attract many of them, but he will stay loyal to you. If you treat him right, you will have him for life. He will take care of you, adore you and love you. He is the life of the party. He will dress to the nines and dance all night with you. He will make you laugh and act silly with you when he really likes you. He is strong and has alot of pride and his heart is loving and gentle. He is sensitive and a romantic man. Expect him to buy you flowers, mostly roses to match his love and hot passion for you. He is a man that must be respected, so be careful. If you mistreat him, he could vanish and by the time you have reflected on your mistake, he could be gone forever. So take him very seriously. Wison is a spiritual man and loves God. He is a lover and a fighter. He is honest and trustworthy. He treats everyone with respect and as equals. He is a hard worker but a smart worker. A boss man. An entrepreneur. He travels alot. He makes plans and executes them. He is successful and smart. Money, wealth, opportunites, and success flocks to him. He is a winner.
I just need a Wison in my life to hold me tight and tell me everything is going to be ok.
Wison by Honeysweetbee August 10, 2021
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Wisconsin Death Trip

The Wisconsin Death trip is a celebration of life in the midst of death, and a celebration of death in the midst of life. Common elements of the death trip include:

The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral

Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex

But, there are regional variations.

Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.
I thought I could escape the Wisconsin Death Trip by moving away from Wisconsin until I realized that we all carry the Wisconsin death trip within us — even people who aren’t from Wisconsin.

Wisconsin-Z 

Someone from Wisconsin who hates out-of-stater.
Person 1: He called her a "coastie". What does that mean?
Person 2: He is a Wisconsin-Z. Stay way from him.

Person 1: Why did he fire her?
Person 2: He is a Wisconsin-Z. He fired her because she is Indian.

Grant Wilson 

Noun: a conservative with very libertarian leanings.
Verb: to politely announce that you're leaving a group, when you could have just left the group and not said anything.
"Y'all better stop making fun of me, or I'll have to Grant Wilson myself."
Grant Wilson by UR2KEWL4ME March 14, 2019

Steven Wilson 

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.
Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
Steven Wilson by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

wilson type 

wow shes a real wilson type
wilson type by seamenlover69 March 20, 2016

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.
Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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