Wisom

Nine is a fucking dumbass and can't spell Wisdom

my wisom is 100

by N-ine April 11, 2018

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

by MomFatale September 20, 2014

wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 5, 2014

Cardinal wiseman

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students

Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

by A cardinal student January 16, 2019

wisemastery

A teaching that "They themselves are makers of themselves" .

wisemastery is directing his energies with intelligence, and fashioning his thoughts to fruitful issues.

by wisemaster September 28, 2010

Wisdom of the weed

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....

John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....

by LabMom September 22, 2009

Beaver wisdom

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018