by Spock July 12, 2003

Universally recognised as the best number in the world, used to express something or someone's brilliance, but can also be used to describe a complete twat
Paul and I went to Paris last week, the Eiffel tower is a massive 9 in real life.
FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.
FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.
by TomGood March 29, 2015

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.
by Scott May 13, 2005

by Caesarian September 21, 2017

The number that represents the feeling of being addicted to something. Knowing this is hurting you, but still loving it anyways.
by woohoo_i'mgarbage March 24, 2019

by //waitwhat October 22, 2019

a catchphrase used by the CUTEST groups of humans ever, it symbolize their precinct; the nine nine. it’s their way to show how they are together, forever.
by nineninethings January 26, 2019
