carrots

fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog

"i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons"

"I LOVE CARROTS"

"they're all straight"

by idkme November 01, 2012

carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008

carrots

Plural for carrot.

Carrots are the roots of a dill-like plant which originated from what is now known as Afghanistan. The natural pigment of carrots are red, black, purple, white, and yellow. The familiar orange pigment is actually a Dutch hybrid of the red and yellow carrots.

The carrot cake my mom baked was absolutely delicious.

by AYB February 23, 2003

carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by paulk6532 July 30, 2008

carrots

Carrots.
Cah-rots.

A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.

Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!

by Harry Jenkins May 31, 2005

carrots

girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.

Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.

by hermana menor June 11, 2006

carrots

a secret code word for any type of acoholic beverage

brittany and i 'ate' carrots at john's party last night

by Lisa November 07, 2002