wiso

Noun - Wimp, pussy, faget, sissy, weasel
Prison slang in south Texas in its Tex-Mex form. In proper Spanish it should be spelled huiso or huizo.
Pronunciation: wee-soh
In use by Hispanic inmates.

Inmate exclaims wiso as correctional officer enters housing unit. Officer then shivers in fear.

by Dudley Smith August 8, 2015

Wiso

a nicknamed term for those with the last name (or perhaps first name) wiseman or wyseman.

hey look its wiso!

by Wiso August 22, 2008

mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes

mike wisowski is cool

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

Wisonsin Pancake

A act of taking a solid shit on your partners chest and then proceeding to sit on said shit and moving in a rotating motion to form a flat pancake-like turd.

I had to go to store to buy an extra roll of toilet paper because i had a wisonsin pancake with Keith last night.

by PANCAKE June 6, 2014

Wisodom

Something you say to someone to tell them to suck your dick

“Wisodom Doctor, wisodom!!!”

by Masta969 July 15, 2021

Wisom

Nine is a fucking dumbass and can't spell Wisdom

my wisom is 100

by N-ine April 11, 2018

Wison

The perfect guy. If you find a man named Wison. Don't let him go. He will treat you like a woman of gold. He loves women and may attract many of them, but he will stay loyal to you. If you treat him right, you will have him for life. He will take care of you, adore you and love you. He is the life of the party. He will dress to the nines and dance all night with you. He will make you laugh and act silly with you when he really likes you. He is strong and has alot of pride and his heart is loving and gentle. He is sensitive and a romantic man. Expect him to buy you flowers, mostly roses to match his love and hot passion for you. He is a man that must be respected, so be careful. If you mistreat him, he could vanish and by the time you have reflected on your mistake, he could be gone forever. So take him very seriously. Wison is a spiritual man and loves God. He is a lover and a fighter. He is honest and trustworthy. He treats everyone with respect and as equals. He is a hard worker but a smart worker. A boss man. An entrepreneur. He travels alot. He makes plans and executes them. He is successful and smart. Money, wealth, opportunites, and success flocks to him. He is a winner.

I just need a Wison in my life to hold me tight and tell me everything is going to be ok.

by Honeysweetbee August 10, 2021