wiver

Stands for woman driving a van. Specifically a minivan that is probably packed full of her snotty-nosed kids. Most of the time the kids are distracting the mother causing her to drive wrecklessly.

That wiver almost ran me off the damn road.

by Codimac April 14, 2006

wiver

word used only to describe the decaying penis flesh of a 75 year old man

Mr gilbert eats wiver

by Matt Ginn April 4, 2003

Wiver

Wiver is the shaky, weak, tense feeling you get in your arms/body if you’ve been doing a lot of exercise or carrying something heavy. It can be used as an abstract noun or a verb.

“My arm is wivering after carrying that heavy box.”
“If I have to write one more essay, my head is going to wiver.”

“I feel all wivery.”

by sashamckz November 3, 2020

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021