A particularly submissive breed of male with feminine characteristics. A Winery will sweep any girl or
guy off of their
feet and appear to cherish them tenderly, however this is not the case as Winery only wishes to
spike them and steal their organs. Winery’s also have the tendency to be explosive and will often shart their pants in public.
Sparkling Ale - OMG Winery is such a
nice and sincere
guy!
Double Agent - I’d be careful the last Winery stole my ex
boyfriend uterus
Sparkling Ale - He is definitely a keeper, who needs kidney’s anyway?