gilbert

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
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some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019
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gilbert

gilbert a Hampshire name for a bogey, booger or snot hanging off of a person's nose
"John, you've got a big gilbert hanging off your nose"
by Alfie Nokes December 04, 2006
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gilbert is a person who talks really fast is chines works at a chinese takeaway and has got a nice personality
oye gilbert gilbert
by huzee February 15, 2019
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Gilberting

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.
"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016
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gilbertism

A religion in which you worship a green tropical fish, from minecraft, called Gilberty.
Louis: All hail Gilberty.

Connor: You follow Gilbertism?
Louis: Of course! May he rest in piss!
by Connor Big Penis June 30, 2021
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Gilbert

big ah monkey ah battyfish
likes to swing from trees

oo oo aah aah
"conservative party sucks"
"gilbert is a big dark monkey
by OOOoahhhh October 13, 2022
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