Mr70Homers's definitions

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Mr. Dover

Variant of Ben Dover (bend over). Allows one to simply introduce themself as Mr. Dover. IYKYK.

"Hi. My name is Ben. That's Mr. Dover to you."

Friend: "My boss fucked me with a massive workload today. Didn't even give me a courtesy reach-around.'

Me: "Just call you Mr. Dover."

by Mr70Homers June 27, 2023

Smoozy

Mushy, smushy, slimy, gooey.

Damn! I had to clean up dog poop in my yard, and it was all smoozy. What's that dog eating?

by Mr70Homers April 22, 2023

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

smedic

When said aloud, it sounds like you're saying "suck my dick" very quickly.

Friend: "Why don't you shut up?"
Me: "Yeah? Smedic."

by Mr70Homers October 9, 2021

Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021