Definitions by Mr70Homers
Mr. Dover
"Hi. My name is Ben. That's Mr. Dover to you."
Friend: "My boss fucked me with a massive workload today. Didn't even give me a courtesy reach-around.'
Me: "Just call you Mr. Dover."
Friend: "My boss fucked me with a massive workload today. Didn't even give me a courtesy reach-around.'
Me: "Just call you Mr. Dover."
Mr. Dover by Mr70Homers June 27, 2023
Peter Rooter
It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023
Lane Jockey
A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Lane Jockey by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
on-ramp hero
Driver who, when entering the freeway, attempts to pass every car possible via the on-ramp before merging as the on-ramp ends (despite having numerous opportunities to merge safely prior). Of course, if oneself is doing it you're an on-ramp hero. If someone else is doing it, they're simply an asshole.
Passenger in my car: "Dude! On-ramp hero. You can pass a least six more cars."
Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.
Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.
on-ramp hero by Mr70Homers April 28, 2022
Porcelain phone
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
Porcelain phone by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021