whoomper 

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

whoomper by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

Whomper-dank 

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

Whomper-dank by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper 

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

mud whomper by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

whomper by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009

whompercunt 

An absolutely idiotic and ridiculous person, one step up on the insult list from cockwomble

If you think that's worth a fiver, you must be some sort of whompercunt. Now, fuck off.

whompercunt by Gimbler March 25, 2009

whooperup 

Victorian slang for a person who is absolutely terrible at singing. This is mostly directed towards a lot of tone-deaf people.

"Get that whooperup belting Celine Dion off the stage! It's our turn to sing 'No Diggity.'"

whooperup by Quick-Thicc March 10, 2021