whompers

Large tits that you put your face inbetween and shake your head back and forth really really fast.

Bob "then i put my face between them whompers and you know... it was great"

by leethal August 6, 2003

whomperjawed

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009

whompercunt

An absolutely idiotic and ridiculous person, one step up on the insult list from cockwomble

If you think that's worth a fiver, you must be some sort of whompercunt. Now, fuck off.

by Gimbler March 25, 2009

Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.

Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!

by StynkStar August 11, 2006