Whoomer

someone whos stupid but there cuteness makes up for it

"Davey is such a whoomer"

by Ｒａｎｓｉｄ　Ｍａｎ January 25, 2020

Whoomer

someone stupid but cuteness makes up for it

"woah did you see mark hes a total whoomer"

by Ｒａｎｓｉｄ　Ｍａｎ January 25, 2020

Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

whoomper

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

whooperup

Victorian slang for a person who is absolutely terrible at singing. This is mostly directed towards a lot of tone-deaf people.

"Get that whooperup belting Celine Dion off the stage! It's our turn to sing 'No Diggity.'"

by Quick-Thicc March 10, 2021

whooer

A nice way to call a girl a whore.

by babygoose August 15, 2003