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Whopper-jawed 

Anything misalligned or moved out of or away from where it is supposed to be. Usually two objects that normally fit together in one manner that for some reason no longer do so.
"I tried to get that bolt out of the bumper of my truck after the crash but it was whopper-jawed as fuck, so I hit it with a hammer until it came out".
Whopper-jawed by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

whopper-jawed 

to be crooked or bent out of shape
that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.
whopper-jawed by kenner63 June 9, 2011

Whopper-jawed 

Word used to describe a kid with a HUGE mouth, because he/she probably got that way eating giant sandwiches like the Whopper.
Yo, that kid Alex is one Whopper-jawed mofo.
Whopper-jawed by against randall March 22, 2007

Whomper Jaded 

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.
After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.
Whomper Jaded by gellyG. December 14, 2009

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.
I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.
whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

whopperjawed 

After the accident, his bumper was all whopperjawed
whopperjawed by reba August 1, 2003
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