adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.
Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.