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when you’re so so stupid/ do something stupid
Girl 1: Yea she pulled a whooper

Girl 2: What she do
Girl 1: She posted something about someone with her name on it
by thecoolestperson October 19, 2019
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A kind of burger. Can be found in Burger King.
It's my favorite menu.
A: Can I take your order, Sir?
B: I'd like to have a Whooper.
A: Drink, Sir?
B: Nope, just a Whooper.
A: Are you sure?
B: Do you want me to whup your ass?
by zedkiel January 15, 2008
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Whopper spelled wrong by most Indians. But still acceptable since they do not call it a burger
by UnluckyTraveller March 11, 2017
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A very massive stiff pimple, usually red in color, but not not a white head.
Ha, that nerd has whoopers all over his face but can't pop them because there is no pus!
by Shawty Wang May 27, 2005
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someone who performs oral sex on a male, and spits the "remains" into a hollowed jelly doughnut and proceeds to eat the doughnut
Eader, get that out of your mouth you whooper!!!
by Jon Murphy March 28, 2004
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A comical way to express that you've made a mistake, broken a promise, etc, but really don't care.

Reccommended use: when said in your best 'stupid person' voice.
Sister: You said we were going to see the new Harry Potter tonight, but you got drunk and went to the strip club with your friends! dubya tea eff?

by juggalecter November 25, 2010
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