whiterboarding

A torturous meeting.

I just got a two-hour whiterboarding session from the executive team.

by limeduck August 24, 2009

whiteboarding

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.

Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...

by npinkerton February 9, 2017

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Kentucky Waterboarding

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

verbal waterboarding

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.

I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

by GrapeofWrath71 September 24, 2013

waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017

waterboarding

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.

The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005