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One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.
by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005
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When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."

"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
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When a man is about to ejaculate and right before he does he closes the nostrils of the girl, before blowing his load deep in the back of her throat, giving the sensation of drowning.
Damn! Becky broke up with David after he was waterboarding her last night man!
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A form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one's face and pouring water over it. The wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. This tactic is used by the U.S. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.
The Marine was left with no choice but to induce waterboarding when interrogating his detainee.
by GuitarkidUSCG June 04, 2007
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When a girl sits on a guy's face and smothers him in her arousal to the point of him drowning, her juices flowing into his mouth and nasal passages, emulating the process of waterboarding.
Her juices dripped into his waiting mouth as she positioned her sopping cunt over his face. He groaned in agonizing satisfaction as she waterboarded him in her love.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?

Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.
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Alternate spelling of waterboarding. There are several variations on the technique, but it generally involves holding a subject's head in a declined position and forcing water into their airway, thus inducing a feeling of terror as the body believes it is drowning. If performed correctly, water boarding does not leave marks and is not lethal.
Water boarding is not nearly as much fun as boogie boarding.
by yaolinglingjiu January 24, 2012
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Depending on who you ask this has 2 possible definitions:

a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.


b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
Example 1:

Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.

Example 2:

Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009
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