One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005
When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."
"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010
A form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one's face and pouring water over it. The wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. This tactic is used by the U.S. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.
by GuitarkidUSCG June 4, 2007
My husband was pressing on my head while I was giving him head and unbeknownst to him, his cock and my spit plugged up my airway. When I stopped to catch my breath, I exclaimed, "that felt like waterboarding!"
by tightrope walker June 16, 2016
Waterboarding = guy standing, girl kneeling, shower running.
You can imagine it's pretty hard to breathe much less see with that much going on in your face. "Board" = pretty much self-explanatory.
You can imagine it's pretty hard to breathe much less see with that much going on in your face. "Board" = pretty much self-explanatory.
by ksocreative June 8, 2011
A technique used to make godless rag head terrorists tell the truth. Drowning is simulated to make the subject feel they are about to die; thereby telling the truth to save their skins.
Soldier1: "Waterboard that mother fucker so that lives may be saved."
Soldier2: "Waterboarding sure did save a bunch of lives today"
Soldier2: "Waterboarding sure did save a bunch of lives today"
by Frank the Frowner December 12, 2007
to ram ones cock down a girls throat going balls deep while she slams a huge dildo in her pussy and when you are about to cum you shoot the load down her throat not letting her breath
werent you waterboarding that bitch last night
by ass taint April 3, 2010