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thoughts 

Short for "You read my thoughts". See second definition of ord.
B : I'm starved. Let's head to the Waffle House.

P : Thoughts!
thoughts by P-Diddler June 30, 2003
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Thoughts 

Your thoughts need to be converted into a thing and mine don't.... Heh... Heheheheh...
Hym "PFFFTTT! Hahaha! That's-Heh... That IS actually pretty funny... That's a funny thought.... Or thoughts, I guess..."
Thoughts by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Thoughts 

Like them die so I don't have to? I die either way.
Hym "But I don't murder a kid either way. Let me have the credit I deserve so some single mother's kid doesn't have to die. Thoughts?"
Thoughts by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

thoughts on yaoi

Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.
-<lengthy off-topic rant>
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.
thoughts on yaoi by zuffix January 1, 2009

Thoughts and prayers 

An expression of indifference to tragedy intended to seem empathetic.

Hollow gestures trivializing loss.
"Yes, I know you want action to keep shooting sprees from happening to someone else. I'll send thoughts and prayers."

Thoughts and Prayers 

"I don't care but Im gonna act like I do so people will like me"
Oh, shit Insert Random Rapper died? I don't even know this guy but "Thoughts and Prayers" 🙏🙏🙏

Thoughts and prayers 

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
Thoughts and prayers by anonymous November 5, 2018
Word of the Day on January 24, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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