wetzz

wetzz, wetting your bed or your pants.

DUDE! you just wetzz from your booty!

by Heidz August 31, 2007

wetzle

three people needed male or female in a tight space..so you are getting a blowjob while laying on your back face fucking the guy on his knees then the guy that sucks your dick gets his ass eaten out by another guy who is getting his ass fingered and getting jerked off by the guy face fucking the other dude.. then if you like you all cum on each others resulting in a frosty wetzle

while me and my friends felt like getting it on so we all went into the dressing room of a store and we wetzled each other

by Ben Woo April 23, 2010

Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

wezz

a famous disco in dublin for teenagers situated in dublin 4 commonly associated with "d4's"

are you going to the wezz on saturday?

by ----ANONYMOUS----DUBLINER September 16, 2007

Wezzy

Informal British slang short for 'wedding'; alternative 'wezzie'

1. 'Hey Chris, I am really looking forward to the wezzy in June.'
2. 'Is the wezzy reception in Brimlington? I know the hotel situation over that way is dire.'
3. 'I have really enjoyed the wezzy today, but I am not quite sure it topped the stazzy last month.'

by Steve Dictionary May 5, 2018

Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014