An unanticipated split in a
male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess
semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of
masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom
floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the
toilet by several
feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.