Wetzer

A bird thats so hot that there is puddles underneath her.

look at that wetzer standing in that puddle!

by David Synnott March 11, 2009

Wetzer

A guy that is known for being extremly autistic and toxic in League of Legends, he is always in D4 but smurfs the whole season with high winrates

"OH LOOK ITS WETZER SMURFING AGAIN"

by pingpongdingdong187 March 31, 2019

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021

wetser

an attractive female who instiges sexual arousal of the male usually through the wearing of provocative attire, or merely by having an amazing rack/arse.
To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.

hey man check out that wetser over there, nearly creamed myself looking at her ass in those tight jeans.

by Gearbag1 April 29, 2010

pecker wetter

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada

I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.

by niodin March 10, 2008

weezer

1. good band
2. kid with asthma

" I love to listen to weezer"
or
"Hey, get weezer's inhaler."

by whscubana November 25, 2003